16 toes front, 12 back.
1 transcontinental and 6 international flights. 6 countries. 13 houses.
1 pound aged parmesan reggiano, 1 can vegetarian refried beans eaten. 20-plus raw shrimp stolen from the kitchen counter. numerous woks licked clean of all traces of mapo dofu.
2 3-story falls, from the same dining room window. 1 9th-floor balcony railing tightrope-walked.
3 kittens put in their place. 7 dogs chased from the yard. 1 lizard vanquished. tens of dead mice and birds laid at our feet.
3 dog beds pissed on.
8 glass vases broken.
countless balled-up paper bags fetched and returned. 3 mini trolls mauled to bald. 2 stuffed frogs and 1 plush strawberry dismantled.
1 household ruled.
1 big personality in 1 small body.
there'll never be another like him.
Bob, we miss you.